História Harry Potter and the year everyone was GAY - Headmaster and Late Headmaster did you-know-what

A hush descended the Grffindor table, as the entire house attention fell on the twins.

"Her daughter, Margie, studied here in Hogwarts. She was in Ravenclaw." George glanced at Headmaster McGonagall, sitting on the Headmaster chair, tapping her knuckles on the armrest impatiently as if waiting for someone.

"I thought Headmaster wasn't married" Hemione said.

"Illegitimate" Fred replied smiling devilishly.

"Why didn't Margie help us in the war?" Dean asked.

"According to our sources, she was in Antarctica fighting the ice giants, who wanted to enter the subcontinent and wreak havoc. Rumour has it she had a little falling apart with her parents regarding her marrying a muggle. She left them." George said.

Fred leaned closer to the table "Margie has a daughter named Amren, who learnt magic from her mother. She is going to attend Hogwarts, like us to get a legitimate degree"

"No way" breathed Neville.

Neville looked like he spent his summer tending his grandmother's garden. His blue eyes sparkled with humor, his hands tanned, George noted.

George smiled at Neville, which Neville returned nervously.

"Who is Margie's father?" Hemione questioned.

Fred and George looked at each other and grinned. Fred flecked Hermione's nose "Margie's the love child of late Headmaster Dumbledore and Minerva"

Ron choked on his food, spluttering his chewed morsels on Dean who cursed him in muggke terms that no one at the table understood except Hermione who bursted out laughing.

The hall's gate opened and stepped in a girl that Ginny described.

She was indeed wearing all black. Her jeans were ripped aesthetically and wore a tee shirt reading 'My Chemical Romance'. Harry didn't understand what her tee shirt meant, but Hermione frowned at the girl's shirt with distaste and muttered "Merlin's underpants, not an emo!"

The girl's eyes were grey in color and it looked as if the black eye liner threw up in her face. All in all she looked scary, but you couldn't help but notice how pretty she really is.

She stralled in with swagger, her pace slow as if giving everyone time to recover themselves from their conversations and stare at her.

She winked at Ginny and to Harry's surprise Ginny blushed and averted her eyes.

Headmaster Minerva looked as if she would have passed out from relief.

In a soft voice Fred muttered "That's Amren."

"Granddaughter of Minerva and Dumbledore" George finished.